The United Socialist States of Dulroth is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 3.759 billion Dulrothi are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Dulrothi economy, worth 594 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 158,087 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People often get liposuction to reduce their air fares, paleogeneticists have taken a Jurassic bite out of the budget, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, and even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dulroth's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Dulroth is ranked 305,532^nd in the world and 349^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Devout, with 3.21 prayers per hour.