The United Socialist States of Dulroth is a colossal, genial nation, notable for its digital currency, otherworldly petting zoo, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, cheerful population of 3.098 billion Dulrothi are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Dulrothi economy, worth 471 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 152,132 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People boast about their low income on their dating profiles, science fiction invariably depicts socialist societies as Utopian, no one questions why the chicken crossed the road anymore, and editorials that criticize the government are legally obligated to display the "pants on fire" warning. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dulroth's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Dulroth is ranked 4,390^th in the world and 104^th in The Communist Bloc for Highest Food Quality, scoring 209.77 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.