The Communes Ouvrières of Rellenia is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by General Secretary Bénédicte Solé with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.776 billion Rellenians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aire métropolitaine de Saint-Ghislaine. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Rellenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,242 trillion L'argent d'Unions a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 215,099 L'argent d'Unions, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government ministers sport new billboards that read 'Will Trade Votes for Private Members' Bill Support', lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, and schoolchildren on field trips are asked what torture means to them. Crime is totally unknown. Rellenia's national animal is the Gallic rooster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Brythonic Polytheism.

Rellenia is ranked 331,510^th in the world and 547^th in The Communist Bloc for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 1,075.5 Standard Monetary Units.