The United Socialist Communes of Sovietland is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Grand Premier Sovetskiy Soyuz with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.128 billion Sovietlandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vechnaya Stolitsa. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Sovietlandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,080 trillion lyudimonetas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 291,901 lyudimonetas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans, in a baffling press conference Grand Premier Sovetskiy Soyuz proudly dismantled a broken door, Grand Premier Sovetskiy Soyuz is considering changing the Sovietlandian flag to one with more glitter, and truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sovietland's national animal is the Krasnyy dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Neo-Seventhistic.

Sovietland is ranked 1,903^rd in the world and 21^st in The Communist Bloc for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 838.68 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.