The United Socialist Communes of Sovietland is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Premier Sovetskiy Soyuz with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, free-roaming dinosaurs, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.123 billion Sovietlandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vechnaya Stolitsa. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Sovietlandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,078 trillion lyudimonetas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 291,821 lyudimonetas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teachers are skilled at leaving no evidence of child cruelty, snitches get riches, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, and children's TV shows are having a gay old time. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sovietland's national animal is the Krasnyy dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Neo-Seventhistic.

Sovietland is ranked 843^rd in the world and 24^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 16,576.88 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.