The United Socialist Communes of Sovietland is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Grand Premier Sovetskiy Soyuz with a fair hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.251 billion Sovietlandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vechnaya Stolitsa. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Sovietlandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,137 trillion lyudimonetas a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 294,816 lyudimonetas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Domestic cruise ships fly the Sovietlandian flag out of fear of being blown up, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, theories that hold water are considered to have failed, and the road to capitalism has proved an epic drama of adventure and exploration. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sovietland's national animal is the Krasnyy dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Neo-Seventhistic.

Sovietland is ranked 21,279^th in the world and 67^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 7,924.98 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.