Most Secular: 836thLowest Crime Rates: 860thMost Conservative: 1,179th
The Soviet Communist Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Communism, Equality, Fraternity!
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Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Communapolis

Population3.632 billion

CapitalStalinsk
LeaderStalin II Great
FaithThe Cult of Personality

Currencycommunis
Animalbear

The Soviet Communist Republic of Communapolis is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Stalin II Great with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.632 billion Communapolisians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stalinsk. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Communapolisian economy, worth 788 trillion communis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Average income is an amazing 217,145 communis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income, soporific speeches from Stalin II Great have left the opposition utterly knocked out, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, and news headlines suggest that Stalin II Great has a sideline in guinea pig pimping. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communapolis's national animal is the bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Cult of Personality.

Communapolis is ranked 82,655th in the world and 42nd in The Communist Bloc for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,816.52 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Secular: 836thLowest Crime Rates: 860thMost Conservative: 1,179thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,694thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,834thMost Developed: 1,918thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,390thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,540thMost Patriotic: 2,693rdMost Influential: 2,712thLargest Governments: 2,727thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,730thHealthiest Citizens: 2,756thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,856thMost Authoritarian: 3,194thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,718thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,720thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,843rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,991stSafest: 4,361stSmartest Citizens: 4,533rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,645thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,663rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,918thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,409thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,348thHighest Average Incomes: 9,198thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,229thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,546thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,721stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,740thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,937thMost Income Equality: 15,120thLargest Mining Sector: 15,206thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 18,576thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21,718thMost Extreme: 26,025thMost Subsidized Industry: 26,537thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 32,929th
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Most Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 11th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 19th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 21st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22nd in the regionMost Secular: 24th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 32nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 42nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 42nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 44th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 49th in the regionLargest Governments: 52nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 53rd in the regionMost Developed: 53rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 55th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 57th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Communapolis, news headlines suggest that Stalin II Great has a sideline in guinea pig pimping.
  • : Following new legislation in Communapolis, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.
  • : Following new legislation in Communapolis, soporific speeches from Stalin II Great have left the opposition utterly knocked out.
  • : Following new legislation in Communapolis, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income.
  • : Following new legislation in Communapolis, sushi just hasn't been the same since salmon went extinct overnight.
  • : Following new legislation in Communapolis, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives.
  • : Communapolis was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Communapolis, the image of Communapolis's future is just a picture from last century.
  • : Following new legislation in Communapolis, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons.
  • : Following new legislation in Communapolis, children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia.

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