The Soviet Communist Republic of Communapolis is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Stalin II Great with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.756 billion Communapolisians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stalinsk. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Communapolisian economy, worth 816 trillion communis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Average income is an amazing 217,237 communis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence, the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption, Goldilocks has found a lucrative career as a zoning consultant, and no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communapolis's national animal is the bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Cult of Personality.

Communapolis is ranked 12,325^th in the world and 22^nd in The Communist Bloc for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 31,733.98 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.