Most Secular: 836thLowest Crime Rates: 859thMost Conservative: 1,185th
The Soviet Communist Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Communism, Equality, Fraternity!
Influence
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Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Communapolis

Population3.632 billion

CapitalStalinsk
LeaderStalin II Great
FaithThe Cult of Personality

Currencycommunis
Animalbear

The Soviet Communist Republic of Communapolis is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Stalin II Great with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, avant-garde cinema, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.632 billion Communapolisians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stalinsk. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Communapolisian economy, worth 786 trillion communis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Average income is an amazing 216,419 communis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives, sushi just hasn't been the same since salmon went extinct overnight, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income, and soporific speeches from Stalin II Great have left the opposition utterly knocked out. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communapolis's national animal is the bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Cult of Personality.

Communapolis is ranked 326,185th in the world and 480th in The Communist Bloc for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 3,895.55 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Secular: 836thLowest Crime Rates: 859thMost Conservative: 1,185thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,676thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,835thMost Developed: 1,915thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,369thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,536thMost Patriotic: 2,684thHealthiest Citizens: 2,715thMost Influential: 2,716thLargest Governments: 2,732ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,844thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,887thMost Authoritarian: 3,189thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,683rdMost Advanced Public Education: 3,695thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,853rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,960thSafest: 4,360thSmartest Citizens: 4,532ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,606thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,623rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,193rdMost Corrupt Governments: 6,412thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,691stHighest Average Incomes: 9,265thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,256thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,495thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,689thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,113thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,937thMost Income Equality: 15,160thLargest Mining Sector: 15,346thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 18,577thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21,719thMost Extreme: 26,023rdMost Subsidized Industry: 26,345thMost Valuable International Artwork: 31,601st
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Most Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 11th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 19th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 21st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22nd in the regionMost Secular: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 25th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 32nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 41st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 44th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 45th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 51st in the regionLargest Governments: 52nd in the regionMost Developed: 53rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 53rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 54th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 56th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Communapolis, soporific speeches from Stalin II Great have left the opposition utterly knocked out.
  • : Following new legislation in Communapolis, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income.
  • : Following new legislation in Communapolis, sushi just hasn't been the same since salmon went extinct overnight.
  • : Following new legislation in Communapolis, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives.
  • : Communapolis was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Communapolis, the image of Communapolis's future is just a picture from last century.
  • : Following new legislation in Communapolis, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons.
  • : Following new legislation in Communapolis, children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Communapolis, the government subsidizes those who produce the worst results.
  • : Following new legislation in Communapolis, doctors are learning that red tape makes ineffective bandages.

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