The Soviet Communist Republic of Communapolis is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Stalin II Great with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, zero percent divorce rate, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.506 billion Communapolisians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stalinsk. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Communapolisian economy, worth 739 trillion communis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Average income is an amazing 211,054 communis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously", graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', the guillotine's a-swingin' all night long, and retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communapolis's national animal is the bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Cult of Personality.

Communapolis is ranked 306,068^th in the world and 600^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Cultured, scoring 33 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.