The United People's Lands of Lixonia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Leader Zhaineph with a fair hand, and notable for its digital currency, smutty television, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.789 billion Lixonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Laventine. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Lixonian economy, worth 820 trillion Lixocols a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 216,556 Lixocols, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Starving citizens are offered nuclear pasta, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes, international television adverts praise the nation as a worker's paradise, and traveller camps regularly block five-lane superhighways. Crime is totally unknown. Lixonia's national animal is the Red Shark, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Lixonia is ranked 2,650^th in the world and 48^th in The Communist Bloc for Highest Poor Incomes, with 199,437.71 Standard Monetary Units.