The People's Republic of Rosearium is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Anna Peltonen with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.977 billion Roseariumians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Clovenite. The average income tax rate is 83.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Roseariumian economy, worth 230 trillion Dolius a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 116,800 Dolius, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Flight attendants rip down curtains with revolutionary fervor, it turns out you can teach cats new tricks, orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children, and children have nightmares about the eerie red glow and constant whirring of newly-installed machines. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rosearium's national animal is the Fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is None.

Rosearium is ranked 7,513^th in the world and 180^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 6,702.88 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.