The United Kingdom of Workers States is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Queen Maria III of Viliania with an iron fist, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, ubiquitous missile silos, and national health service. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 2.276 billion Workers Statesians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Workers Statesian economy, worth 385 trillion labor credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 169,530 labor credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The image of Workers States's future is just a picture from last century, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, and troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Workers States's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Workers States is ranked 295,185^th in the world and 387^th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -7.27 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.