The United Kingdom of Workers States is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Queen Maria III of Viliania with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 2.143 billion Workers Statesians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Workers Statesian economy, worth 360 trillion labor credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 168,017 labor credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, dancing with your first cousin is a misdemeanor, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky, and it is a silent spring in Workers States. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Workers States's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Workers States is ranked 7,277^th in the world and 180^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 6,791.52 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.