The Confederated Communes of Minahasa is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Workers' Council of Minahasa with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, soft-spoken computers, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.826 billion Minahasans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, although Welfare, Industry, and Environment are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Manado. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kawanua economy, worth a remarkable 6,180 trillion Standard Monetary Units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 447,003 Standard Monetary Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Voter turnout for the election of the Junior Assistant for Non-Digital Media Strategies has been unsurprisingly low, every week is blindness awareness week, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, and orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Minahasa's national animal is the Celebes Scops Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Inclusivism.

Minahasa is ranked 36^th in the world and 1^st in The Internationale for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 49,250.7 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.