The Community of Azzata is a massive, safe nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.499 billion Azzatans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Batash-Timna. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Azzatan economy, worth 193 trillion minas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 129,229 minas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies, most ambassadors from Azzata retire only a few years after being appointed, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, and the true length of the coastline of Azzata may never be measured. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Azzata's national animal is the dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Azzata is ranked 308,579^th in the world and 522^nd in The Communist Bloc for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -17.57 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.