The Community of Azzata is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.638 billion Azzatans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Batash-Timna. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Azzatan economy, worth 217 trillion minas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 132,782 minas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', every week is blindness awareness week, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, and a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Azzata's national animal is the dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Azzata is ranked 133,399^th in the world and 179^th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 1,945.6 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.