The Anarcho-Monarchist Commune of New Halliningrad is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Eris I with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 8.55 billion Hallinins are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Halliningrad. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Hallinin economy, worth a remarkable 1,557 trillion Hallinin Francs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 182,115 Hallinin Francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jaw strain is an increasingly common ailment, the government is hounded to provide tissues whenever the feelings of the Dàguó people are hurt, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, and patch v22.1705 - all developers are now paid for work. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New Halliningrad's national animal is the Hallinin Tiger Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Discordianism.

New Halliningrad is ranked 9,714^th in the world and 114^th in The Communist Bloc for Lowest Crime Rates, with 106.99 law-abiding acts per hour.