The Democratic Federation of Kaldu is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Senkurru bit Khamourabi with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, cheerful population of 9.739 billion Kaldaens are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Babilim. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Kashdu economy, worth a remarkable 1,926 trillion kaspus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 197,763 kaspus, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Official government guidance encourages binge behaviors, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections, and fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaldu's national animal is the cheetah, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Annuakism.

Kaldu is ranked 318,039^th in the world and 511^th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -14.4 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.