The Union of Exania is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Ceres Weaver with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 13.664 billion Exanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Exanon. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Exanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,613 trillion Vouchers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 191,290 Vouchers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Men are enrolling into lady etiquette courses, cloud nine refers to the top floor of skyscrapers, public buses smell like litter boxes, and resident physicians are said to have a silver scalpel in their hands. Crime is totally unknown. Exania's national animal is the Exanian Red Squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Exania is ranked 71,330^th in the world and 305^th in The Communist Bloc for Nudest, with 183.75 cheeks per square mile.