The Resurrected Peoples Republic of Losche is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Kokichi Ouma with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 9.081 billion Loscovars are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Solascus. The average income tax rate is 88.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Loscovar economy, worth a remarkable 1,263 trillion notes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 139,117 notes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, AI citizens are criticized for being robotic, and scientists who publish a non-reproducible result are tarred and feathered. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Losche's national animal is the panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Losche is ranked 33,360^th in the world and 104^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 7,055.25 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.