The Community of Equability is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by John Plaseholder with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 1.88 billion Equabilityians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Utopia. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Equabilityian economy, worth 322 trillion Stamps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 171,341 Stamps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Utopia to enjoy their national art, people are bored of easy crossword puzzles, the question of 'what is John Plaseholder's favorite color?' has been given a priority rating of burnt-orange, and the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Equability's national animal is the Meerkat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Equability is ranked 266,367^th in the world and 325^th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring -4.84 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.