The Community of Equability is a massive, genial nation, ruled by John Plaseholder with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.634 billion Equabilityians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Equabilityian economy, worth 264 trillion Stamps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 162,102 Stamps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Chickens roam the streets freely, 'Totally Not Partisan News' is a line item on the government budget, dinner parties often end in politically charged fist fights, and pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Equability's national animal is the Meerkat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Equability is ranked 11,494^th in the world and 182^nd in The Communist Bloc for Most Cultured, scoring 108 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.