The Community of Equability is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by John Plaseholder with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.374 billion Equabilityians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Equabilityian economy, worth 201 trillion Stamps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 146,441 Stamps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right, a certain animated paperclip is enjoying his sunset years at the government's expense, citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers, and from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Equability. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Equability's national animal is the Meerkat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Equability is ranked 2,923^rd in the world and 140^th in The Communist Bloc for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 3,127.42 on the Clooney Contribution Index.