The Most Serene Republic of Gaesunorthotdotter is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Tangie with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 1.534 billion Gaesunorthotdotterians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chicago Illinois. The average income tax rate is 72.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Gaesunorthotdotterian economy, worth 60.0 trillion gashes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 39,137 gashes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gaesunorthotdotter isn't what it used to be, soldiers have swapped their uniforms for prisonwear, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present, and travel bureaus double as recruiting centers for national intelligence agencies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gaesunorthotdotter's national animal is the Chupacabra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sapphicism.

Gaesunorthotdotter is ranked 261,077^th in the world and 504^th in The Communist Bloc for Highest Average Incomes, with 39,137.07 Standard Monetary Units.