The Anarchist State of Dogteeth is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Lucky with an even hand, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, rampant corporate plagiarism, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.998 billion Dogteethians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pawstep City. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Dogteethian economy, worth a remarkable 1,161 trillion marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 105,640 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Worship days have replaced sick days, trade ministers have to consult a fifty-page "sanctions spreadsheet" to determine which countries they are allowed to do business with, the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds, and conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dogteeth's national animal is the mongrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dogteeth is ranked 20,289^th in the world and 80^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 8,410.12 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.