The Plurinational Free-Land of Heitoria is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by General Secretary Toti with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, infamous sell-swords, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.096 billion Freelanders hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dome 76. The average income tax rate is 75.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Freelander economy, worth a remarkable 1,457 trillion person-hours a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 144,323 person-hours, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Saying 'Hi Guys' to a mixed gender group of people at work is a fireable offense, the nation was recently voted "most likely to betray its allies", attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, and bronze and marble supplies are running low as sculptors depict full-figured subjects. Crime is totally unknown. Heitoria's national animal is the Capybara, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State atheism.

Heitoria is ranked 180,691^st in the world and 72^nd in The Communist Bloc for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 35,359.25 Standard Monetary Units.