The Plurinational Free-Land of Heitoria is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by General Secretary Toti with a fair hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.977 billion Freelanders are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dome 76. The average income tax rate is 74.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Freelander economy, worth a remarkable 1,419 trillion person-hours a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 142,304 person-hours, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, sex changes are routinely performed at Heitoria's hospitals, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, and legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills. Crime is totally unknown. Heitoria's national animal is the Capybara, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State atheism.

Heitoria is ranked 6,252^nd in the world and 99^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Cultured, scoring 141 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.