The Most Exceptional Kingdom of Klumpigia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Henri III et Rex Australorum with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, vat-grown people, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.474 billion Klumpigs are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Henriville. The average income tax rate is 59.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Klumpigian economy, worth 78.3 trillion Oroes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 53,087 Oroes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government denies any involvement in the release of the Hot Load computer virus, rumor has it that King Henri III et Rex Australorum has won three lotteries in a row, the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption, and some electoral districts are without a representative as they are stuck with perpetual revotes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Klumpigia's national animal is the Rhea, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is La Resplandeciente Iglesia de Oro.

Klumpigia is ranked 40,360^th in the world and 386^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,261.66 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.