The Free Land of Cute Pandas is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, sprawling nuclear power plants, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.53 billion Cute Pandas enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bamboo Haven. The average income tax rate is 28.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Cute Pandasian economy, worth 87.0 trillion Bamboo Leaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 56,882 Bamboo Leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leader is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, self-driving cars have been banned, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations, and warfare increasingly resembles a video game. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cute Pandas's national animal is the Panda, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cute Pandas is ranked 212,853^rd in the world and 268^th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 60.32 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.