The Civile République of Kaliegoss is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Vox Personnes Amélie Corvinus with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.183 billion Kaliegossians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valenreaux. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kaliegossian economy, worth 532 trillion Baubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 167,168 Baubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage, the Intelligence services are renowned for their godless ways, the most recent election was a close race between Vox Personnes Amélie Corvinus and Vox Personnes Amélie Corvinus, and older citizens lament over the loss of law and order. Crime is totally unknown. Kaliegoss's national animal is the Unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Collective Thought Process.

Kaliegoss is ranked 272,563^rd in the world and 369^th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Black Market, with 92.0 billion Standard Monetary Units.