The People's Republic of Timisstan is a large, cultured nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 163 million Timisstanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 82.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Timisstanian economy, worth 7.98 trillion BancnoTIMs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 48,968 BancnoTIMs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Stony-faced ratings board panelists are unamused by free lap dances, getting an abortion takes less hassle than writing a letter, blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour, and cigarettes are dead-cheap. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Timisstan's national animal is the Cocostarc, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Timisstan is ranked 77,573^rd in the world and 442^nd in The Communist Bloc for Most Secular, with 17.74 Atheism Rate.