The United Socialist States of Moodova is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Chairman Miles with an even hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 3.61 billion Moodovans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 87.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Moodovan economy, worth 517 trillion Moomarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 143,283 Moomarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains, foreigners "adopt" rotund Moodovan Bottomfeeders to line the pockets of wildlife sanctuaries, funny-looking kids are stood at the front of the classroom for everybody to point and laugh at, and unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Moodova's national animal is the Moodovan Bottomfeeder, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Moodova is ranked 274,863^rd in the world and 16,131^st in Osiris for Largest Black Market, with 85.0 billion Standard Monetary Units.