The Gay Socialist Republic of Liliumtopia is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Premier Lily Lockhart with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 22.034 billion Liliumtopians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lilygrad. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Liliumtopian economy, worth a remarkable 4,789 trillion Liliums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 217,373 Liliums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, and every school is receiving a brand new eraser. Crime is totally unknown. Liliumtopia's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Liliumtopia is ranked 332,198^th in the world and 555^th in The Communist Bloc for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 15.14 on the Bus Surprisal Index.