Largest Welfare Programs: 154thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 184thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 239th
The Gay Socialist Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Equality for All
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population12.859 billion

LeaderPremier Lily Lockhart


The Gay Socialist Republic of Liliumtopia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Premier Lily Lockhart with a fair hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.859 billion Liliumtopians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lilygrad. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Liliumtopian economy, worth a remarkable 2,570 trillion Liliums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 199,901 Liliums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

More sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves, lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post, and Liliumtopian novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Premier Lily Lockhart. Crime is totally unknown. Liliumtopia's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Liliumtopia is ranked 257,792nd in the world and 1,718th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -33.75 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Largest Welfare Programs: 154thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 184thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 239thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 371stBest Weather: 396thMost Influential: 405thMost Advanced Public Education: 437thMost Beautiful Environments: 487thMost Pacifist: 499thMost Developed: 616thMost Inclusive: 671stLongest Average Lifespans: 681stLeast Corrupt Governments: 694thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 701stHighest Average Tax Rates: 701stNicest Citizens: 771stMost Advanced Public Transport: 825thHighest Food Quality: 841stMost Compassionate Citizens: 855thMost Cheerful Citizens: 942ndHealthiest Citizens: 950thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,032ndLargest Governments: 1,115thSafest: 1,347thSmartest Citizens: 1,679thLowest Crime Rates: 1,712thMost Cultured: 2,228thMost Secular: 2,249thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,545thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 2,765thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,086thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,158thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,786thMost Efficient Economies: 5,670thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,846thHighest Economic Output: 7,029thHighest Average Incomes: 7,384thMost Stationary: 8,254thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,410thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,250thNudest: 11,248thTop
Most Income Equality: 16,135thLargest Populations: 24,791st
Largest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionMost Pacifist: 10th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 10th in the regionMost Influential: 13th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15th in the regionMost Stationary: 15th in the regionMost Developed: 16th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 17th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 17th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 18th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 21st in the regionSafest: 22nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 22nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Inclusive: 26th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 26th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 27th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 29th in the regionLargest Governments: 30th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 33rd in the regionMost Cultured: 33rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 35th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 38th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 48th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 50th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 52nd in the regionLargest Populations: 53rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 55th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 57th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 59th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 75th in the regionMost Secular: 77th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 78th in the regionNudest: 79th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 95th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 113th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 151st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 163rd in the region

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