Most Advanced Public Transport: 46thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 55thLargest Welfare Programs: 90th
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Blaist Blaland

Population26.662 billion

LeaderThe Blaist Communist Party

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AnimalAfrican Grey Parrot

The Socialist Union of Blaist Blaland is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Blaist Communist Party with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, complete lack of prisons, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 26.662 billion Blaites are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken morass — prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blanaxon. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Blaite economy, worth a remarkable 7,420 trillion Work Units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 278,323 Work Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Builders across Blaist Blaland are blocked up with orders for new public loos, bike rage is all the rage, citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm, and guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites. Crime is totally unknown. Blaist Blaland's national animal is the African Grey Parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Blaist Blaland is ranked 214,380th in the world and 1,151st in The Communist Bloc for Most Authoritarian, with 450.42 milliStalins.

Most Advanced Public Transport: 46thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 55thLargest Welfare Programs: 90thMost Advanced Public Education: 108thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 110thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 152ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 193rdMost Developed: 251stLongest Average Lifespans: 273rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 293rdLargest Governments: 332ndHealthiest Citizens: 338thLeast Corrupt Governments: 346thSmartest Citizens: 511thMost Pacifist: 516thBest Weather: 549thMost Beautiful Environments: 553rdLowest Crime Rates: 613thMost Influential: 662ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 691stSafest: 718thMost Cheerful Citizens: 720thNicest Citizens: 968thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,131stMost Subsidized Industry: 1,331stHighest Poor Incomes: 1,398thHighest Food Quality: 1,398thMost Secular: 1,424thMost Inclusive: 1,493rdHighest Economic Output: 1,596thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,860thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,367thMost Efficient Economies: 2,707thTop
Most Cultured: 3,292ndHighest Average Incomes: 3,658thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,671stLargest Populations: 6,350thMost Stationary: 6,841stLargest Publishing Industry: 9,242ndTop
Most Income Equality: 17,756thLargest Information Technology Sector: 25,689th
Most Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 7th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 7th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8th in the regionMost Stationary: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12th in the regionSafest: 12th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 13th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 16th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 21st in the regionNicest Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 26th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 27th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 27th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 27th in the regionMost Cultured: 39th in the regionMost Influential: 40th in the regionMost Inclusive: 41st in the regionMost Secular: 47th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 53rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 61st in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 90th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 112th in the regionNudest: 131st in the region

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