Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 46thMost Advanced Public Transport: 54thLargest Welfare Programs: 87th
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Blaist Blaland

Population23.071 billion

LeaderThe Blaist Communist Party

CurrencyWork Unit
AnimalAfrican Grey Parrot

The Socialist Union of Blaist Blaland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Blaist Communist Party with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, lack of airports, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 23.071 billion Blaites are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken morass — prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blanaxon. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Blaite economy, worth a remarkable 6,402 trillion Work Units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 277,529 Work Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive, children have nightmares about the eerie red glow and constant whirring of newly-installed machines, builders across Blaist Blaland are blocked up with orders for new public loos, and bike rage is all the rage. Crime is totally unknown. Blaist Blaland's national animal is the African Grey Parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Blaist Blaland is ranked 258,251st in the world and 1,729th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -45.95 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 46thMost Advanced Public Transport: 54thLargest Welfare Programs: 87thMost Advanced Public Education: 97thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 120thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 154thHighest Average Tax Rates: 175thMost Developed: 190thLongest Average Lifespans: 209thMost Pacifist: 240thHealthiest Citizens: 260thLargest Governments: 263rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 280thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 280thBest Weather: 401stMost Beautiful Environments: 420thSmartest Citizens: 456thMost Cheerful Citizens: 468thSafest: 472ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 513thLowest Crime Rates: 567thNicest Citizens: 779thMost Compassionate Citizens: 966thHighest Poor Incomes: 975thMost Influential: 1,002ndMost Subsidized Industry: 1,022ndHighest Food Quality: 1,092ndMost Secular: 1,223rdMost Inclusive: 1,244thHighest Economic Output: 1,653rdMost Rebellious Youth: 1,844thMost Efficient Economies: 2,105thTop
Most Cultured: 2,682ndHighest Average Incomes: 2,909thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,239thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,321stLargest Populations: 6,731stMost Stationary: 7,970thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,766thTop
Most Income Equality: 18,488thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,140thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22,106th
Largest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionSafest: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 8th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 9th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Stationary: 11th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 17th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 21st in the regionNicest Citizens: 24th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 25th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 26th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Influential: 32nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 34th in the regionMost Inclusive: 41st in the regionMost Cultured: 41st in the regionMost Secular: 48th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 61st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 80th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 83rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 85th in the regionTop
Nudest: 109th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 137th in the regionMost Politically Free: 162nd in the region

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