The Nation of Free Workers Confederacy is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Minister-President Memphis Sutton with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, compulsory military service, and daily referendums. The compassionate, cheerful population of 14.21 billion Free Workers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Comninem. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Free Workers Confederacyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,997 trillion Rubles a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 140,573 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military has declared war on all religious influence, fraternities are rejoicing at government-subsidized partying, doctors are learning that red tape makes ineffective bandages, and construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free Workers Confederacy's national animal is the hummingbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Free Workers Confederacy is ranked 249,011^th in the world and 352^nd in The Communist Bloc for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -2.83 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.