The The Dictatorship of Goodness of Mukidonia is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by The Supreme Coordinator Dodger with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 10.237 billion Mukidonians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grimgrad. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Mukidonian economy, worth a remarkable 3,513 trillion donis a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 343,208 donis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security, advertisements read like science journal articles complete with extensive references, people often feel unbalanced by their daily commute, and politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mukidonia's national animal is the crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Technocracy.

Mukidonia is ranked 3,080^th in the world and 115^th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 7,820.51 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.