Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,667thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,969thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,853rd
The United Socialist States of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Workers of the World Unite
Ong Boon Hua
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Nam-Io

Population905 million

CapitalSik-lak
LeaderOng Boon Hua

CurrencyLabor Stamp
AnimalProle

The United Socialist States of Nam-Io is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ong Boon Hua with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 905 million Nam-Ioans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sik-lak. The average income tax rate is 91.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nam-Ioan economy, worth 130 trillion Labor Stamps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 144,052 Labor Stamps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Ong Boon Hua's wardrobe, and cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nam-Io's national animal is the Prole, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Nam-Io is ranked 288,149th in the world and 390th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -8.06 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,667thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,969thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,853rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,911thMost Pacifist: 4,888thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,147thNicest Citizens: 5,249thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,720thSafest: 6,169thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,295thMost Accessible: 6,333rdMost Inclusive: 6,462ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,775thHighest Food Quality: 7,396thMost Influential: 7,555thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,610thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,259thMost Cultured: 8,298thMost Developed: 8,312thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,736thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,495thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,645thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,472ndLongest Average Lifespans: 11,049thLargest Governments: 11,349thSmartest Citizens: 11,476thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,759thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,160thLowest Crime Rates: 15,201stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,330thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 19,342ndMost Income Equality: 23,150thMost Rebellious Youth: 26,868thHighest Average Incomes: 28,801stMost Valuable International Artwork: 30,322nd
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 26th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Nam-Io was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Following new legislation in Nam-Io, cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes.
  • : Following new legislation in Nam-Io, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Ong Boon Hua's wardrobe.
  • : Following new legislation in Nam-Io, police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints.
  • : Following new legislation in Nam-Io, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records.
  • : Following new legislation in Nam-Io, diplomatic cables about Ong Boon Hua have suddenly been very flattering.
  • : Following new legislation in Nam-Io, gift baskets often contain working nukes.
  • : Following new legislation in Nam-Io, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers.
  • : Nam-Io was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
  • : Nam-Io voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Disability Assistance Law ".

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