The Kingdom of Avalon is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by 👑 Lennart Raybrandt with an even hand, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, irreverence towards religion, and labour-free parental leave. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 21.856 billion Avalonians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 🏢 Logres. The average income tax rate is 13.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Avalonic economy, worth a remarkable 8,888 trillion 🪙 drakes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 406,696 🪙 drakes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign ambassadors closely guard their culinary secrets, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", children need to wear helmets and safety harnesses before mounting a carousel horse, and foreign invaders are putting Avalonic lab rats out of a job. Crime is totally unknown. Avalon's national animal is the 🐉 dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is 🌐 National Druidry.

Avalon is ranked 796^th in the world and 50^th in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 98.76 on the Human Development Index.