The Kingdom of Avalon is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by 👑 Lennart Raybrandt with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, vat-grown people, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 21.322 billion Avalonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 🏢 Logres. The average income tax rate is 7.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Avalonic economy, worth a remarkable 8,463 trillion 🪙 drakes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 396,930 🪙 drakes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, citizens are forced to donate blood once every three months, commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year, and confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle". Crime is totally unknown. Avalon's national animal is the 🐉 dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is 🌐 National Druidry.

Avalon is ranked 75,484^th in the world and 1,191^st in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2,508.79 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.