The Kingdom of Avalon is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by 👑 Lennart Raybrandt with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, ubiquitous missile silos, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 21.733 billion Avalonians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 🏢 Logres. The average income tax rate is 12.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Avalonic economy, worth a remarkable 8,788 trillion 🪙 drakes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 404,376 🪙 drakes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Many marriages go virtually unconsummated, the government is reining in public spending, voters are one of the nation's top imports, and students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas. Crime is totally unknown. Avalon's national animal is the 🐉 dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is 🌐 National Druidry.

Avalon is ranked 74,041^st in the world and 1,484^th in The North Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,706.25 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.