The Republic of Our India is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister SS with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 7.692 billion Indians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Delhi. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Our Indian economy, worth a remarkable 1,903 trillion Rupees a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 247,516 Rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service, a burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons, a certain animated paperclip is enjoying his sunset years at the government's expense, and government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Our India's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hinduism.

Our India is ranked 5,112^th in the world and 211^th in The North Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 8,204.24 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.