JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOL

| Population | 5.367 billion |
| Capital | EVERY BURGER IS A KING |
| Leader | Studious Arbuckle Al Haz con Arroz |
| Faith | Theo-static Xibalbian Ritualistic Excess |
| Currency | Sly Fellow |
| Animal | Mercurial Baron von Smite |
The Neo-Dispensational Emirate of JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOL is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Studious Arbuckle Al Haz con Arroz with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, frequent executions, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.367 billion Jean Jacks are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Defense are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of EVERY BURGER IS A KING. The average income tax rate is 74.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOLian economy, worth a remarkable 1,032 trillion Sly Fellows a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 192,343 Sly Fellows, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.
The military has adopted a weird double-fisted salute, high school career advisors advise belligerent loners to consider vigilantism, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, and bus shelters seem to be designed to let rain in. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOL's national animal is the Mercurial Baron von Smite, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Theo-static Xibalbian Ritualistic Excess.
JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOL is ranked 12,459th in the world and 400th in The North Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 113,556.12 Standard Monetary Units.
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National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOL was endorsed by
The Imperium of Alder Alderaan.
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JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOL was endorsed by
The ɔᴉlqndǝɹ uʍop ǝpᴉsdn of Naskralenistan.
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JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOL was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector and Largest Retail Industry.
- : Following new legislation in
JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOL, bus shelters seem to be designed to let rain in.
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JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOL voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Utopia"".
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JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOL voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Space Transport and Astronomical Research".
- : Following new legislation in
JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOL, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops.
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JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOL adopted General Assembly Resolution #10 "World Assembly Headquarters".
- : Following new legislation in
JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOL, high school career advisors advise belligerent loners to consider vigilantism.
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JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOL endorsed
The Yonbankonghuaguk of Dacarbatia.
















































