The Republic of Trajonia is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its national health service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 1.318 billion Trajonians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Augustia. The average income tax rate is 87.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Trajonian economy, worth 176 trillion Solidars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 133,857 Solidars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

It's never "just a game" with Trajonian sports fans, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, family bonding sessions are considered immoral and are banned, and young people crowd pizza parlors praying to 'The Supreme Pizza, His Immaculate Munchiness'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trajonia's national animal is the Great White Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Trajonia is ranked 312,675^th in the world and 4,199^th in The North Pacific for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 21.91 on the Bus Surprisal Index.