The Commonwealth of Srpski Novo Zelandjani is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by J D PoluPolu with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.112 billion Srpski Novo Zelandjanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 90.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Srpski Novo Zelandjanian economy, worth 894 trillion Paras a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 110,309 Paras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Srpski Novo Zelandjani, a third of Srpski Novo Zelandjanians are e-certified CEOs, Srpski Novo Zelandjanians refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Srpski Novo Zelandjani's national animal is the Hedgehog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Srpski Novo Zelandjani is ranked 4,129^th in the world and 231^st in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 98.53 Atheism Rate.