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| Population | 7.88 billion |
| Capital | Money |
| Leader | Ultimate evil money leader XVII |
| Currency | Money |
| Animal | Human |
The Holy Money of Stal Valley is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Ultimate evil money leader XVII with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, ritual sacrifices, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 7.88 billion Stal Vallains are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.
The minute, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Defense, Spirituality, and Administration are also considered important, while Environment and Education receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Money. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Stal Valleyian economy, worth a remarkable 3,413 trillion Monies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 433,215 Monies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,500,251 per year while the poor average 12,069, a ratio of 290 to 1.
Deceased politicians spam the public with thousands of AI-generated voicemails, funeral mourners ridesharing with the deceased are encouraged to sit on the coffin to save room, hit and run driving is no longer a crime - it's the national sport, and historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Stal Valley's national animal is the Human, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Stal Valley is ranked 330,809th in the world and 4,755th in The North Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 0.06 average smiles per day.
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National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Stal Valley, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism.
- : Following new legislation in Stal Valley, hit and run driving is no longer a crime - it's the national sport.
- : Following new legislation in Stal Valley, funeral mourners ridesharing with the deceased are encouraged to sit on the coffin to save room.
- : Following new legislation in Stal Valley, deceased politicians spam the public with thousands of AI-generated voicemails.
- : Following new legislation in Stal Valley, many believe that the only good Human is a dead Human.
- : Following new legislation in Stal Valley, the government is spending millions on 'trust campaigns' in an effort to win back the public's support.
- : Stal Valley was endorsed by
The I have comeback of Velenia.
- : Following new legislation in Stal Valley, when it comes to flavor there's no gain without pain.
- : Following new legislation in Stal Valley, preschoolers outnumber veteran politicians in government.
- : Following new legislation in Stal Valley, the National Archive now covers square miles of warehouses in order to accommodate its new stone tablets system.