The ထာဝရပျော်ရွှင် ကြောင်ကမ္ဘာ of Valentine Z is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Valkyrie Valentijn Samantha Constantine with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, national health service, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 10.588 billion Valentian Zs are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Gloriously Re-Built Aoutpine Yangon. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Valentian economy, worth a remarkable 3,852 trillion Universal and Reliable Valentian Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 363,812 Universal and Reliable Valentian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens try to pass off bottlecaps they found in their backyards as historical artifacts, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, and professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valentine Z's national animal is the Very Big Katten Monsters van de Wereld, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Theravada Buddhism Among Many Others.

Valentine Z is ranked 253^rd in the world and 13^th in The North Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 321,780.3 Standard Monetary Units.