The United Nations of The Bikini Bottom Republic is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by SpongeBob Square Pants with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.026 billion Bikinilandiam enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bikini Bottom New Coast District. The average income tax rate is 75.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bikinilandiom economy, worth 238 trillion Bikinilandiom Silver Pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 117,820 Bikinilandiom Silver Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, foreign casinos have trouble paying fans who bet on the Bikini Bottom New Coast District Cape Cord Silver Jellyfish' triumph against long odds, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons, and political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Bikini Bottom Republic's national animal is the Cape Cord Silver Jellyfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Bikinilandiom Catholicism.

The Bikini Bottom Republic is ranked 238,346^th in the world and 9,062^nd in The North Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -16 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.