The Democratic Republic of Dem Republic of Romania is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.83 billion Romanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Better Bucharest. The average income tax rate is 73.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Romanian economy, worth 980 trillion Better Lei a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,060 Better Lei, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Referenda can be called for any law at the request of at least one third of the voting population, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, the most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita, and the most notorious criminals are given the Consequences of Your Actions Award. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dem Republic of Romania's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dem Republic of Romania is ranked 23,362^nd in the world and 772^nd in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 84 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.