Most Advanced Public Education: 169thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 271stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 289th
The Solidarity Movement of
Left-wing Utopia
Workers of the World, Unite!
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Attempted Socialism

Population15.182 billion

CapitalUniversity Campus
LeaderChairperson Marcie Elizabeth Illum

Currencywork-hour equivalent
AnimalEgalitarian Dolphin

The Solidarity Movement of Attempted Socialism is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Chairperson Marcie Elizabeth Illum with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, otherworldly petting zoo, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.182 billion Socialists are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of University Campus. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Socialist economy, worth a remarkable 3,150 trillion work-hour equivalents a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 207,535 work-hour equivalents, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, the art of conversation has been rediscovered, and banning party poppers has been a real party pooper. Crime is totally unknown. Attempted Socialism's national animal is the Egalitarian Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Attempted Socialism is ranked 9,946th in the world and 25th in The Internationale for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100.09 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

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Most Advanced Public Education: 169thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 271stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 289thLargest Welfare Programs: 338thLeast Corrupt Governments: 378thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 497thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 513thMost Pacifist: 628thMost Advanced Public Transport: 685thHighest Average Tax Rates: 747thSafest: 820thSmartest Citizens: 889thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,062ndLargest Governments: 1,111thMost Developed: 1,122ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,240thNicest Citizens: 1,245thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,286thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,388thMost Inclusive: 1,458thHighest Food Quality: 1,472ndHealthiest Citizens: 1,517thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,558thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,670thMost Cultured: 1,848thBest Weather: 2,439thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,676thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,843rdMost Secular: 4,052ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,164thHighest Economic Output: 5,341stMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,635thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,674thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,698thHighest Average Incomes: 6,719thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,434thMost Influential: 9,613thMost Efficient Economies: 9,946thTop
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Largest Populations: 19,834th
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Most Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionSafest: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 8th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Developed: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 12th in the regionNicest Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Populations: 12th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 12th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 14th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 14th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 15th in the regionMost Inclusive: 15th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 15th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 16th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 18th in the regionBest Weather: 19th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 21st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Attempted Socialism, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper.
  • : Following new legislation in Attempted Socialism, the art of conversation has been rediscovered.
  • : Attempted Socialism voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn A Bloodred Moon".
  • : Following new legislation in Attempted Socialism, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.
  • : Following new legislation in Attempted Socialism, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home.
  • : Following new legislation in Attempted Socialism, ignorance is considered a politically desirable quality.
  • : Following new legislation in Attempted Socialism, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies.
  • : Following new legislation in Attempted Socialism, a government program is underway to revitalize Attempted Socialism's beaches.
  • : Following new legislation in Attempted Socialism, a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted.
  • : Following new legislation in Attempted Socialism, young people suspect their parents might be a little bit stupid.

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