The Solidarity Movement of Attempted Socialism is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Chairperson Marcie Elizabeth Illum with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, otherworldly petting zoo, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.182 billion Socialists are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of University Campus. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Socialist economy, worth a remarkable 3,150 trillion work-hour equivalents a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 207,535 work-hour equivalents, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, the art of conversation has been rediscovered, and banning party poppers has been a real party pooper. Crime is totally unknown. Attempted Socialism's national animal is the Egalitarian Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Attempted Socialism is ranked 9,946^th in the world and 25^th in The Internationale for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100.09 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.