Most World Assembly Endorsements: 242ndMost Influential: 1,980thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,388th
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United free lands

Population655 million


AnimalPersian cat

The Sweet free lands of United free lands is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, enslaved workforce, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 655 million Landians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, with Law & Order, Industry, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Freelandia. The average income tax rate is 43.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Landian economy, worth 35.8 trillion Bets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Soda Sales, Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 54,710 Bets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses, most ambassadors from United free lands retire only a few years after being appointed, and survivors of attempted maternal infanticide are sentenced to live with their mothers forever. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. United free lands's national animal is the Persian cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

United free lands is ranked 228,861st in the world and 9,621st in The North Pacific for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -7.21 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 242ndMost Influential: 1,980thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 4,388thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,305thMost Secular: 9,830thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,173rdTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 13,471stMost Authoritarian: 18,949thMost Beautiful Environments: 19,945thMost Corrupt Governments: 21,369thLargest Publishing Industry: 22,626thMost Advanced Public Transport: 25,320thBest Weather: 25,885th
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 135th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 185th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 301st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 381st in the regionMost Secular: 453rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 503rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 519th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 589th in the regionMost Influential: 623rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 896th in the regionMost Patriotic: 951st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1,001st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1,029th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,066th in the region

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