The Bundesrepublik of Frokolia is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Herbert Frahm with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 13.375 billion Froks hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Education, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. The average income tax rate is 81.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Frokolian economy, worth a remarkable 4,132 trillion Frokimarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Retail, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 308,956 Frokimarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ride-sharing often involves some passengers sitting on the roof rack, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, and government officials are held to the highest standard of morality. Crime is totally unknown. Frokolia's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Frokolia is ranked 10,210^th in the world and 393^rd in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 94.24 quips per hour.