The Bundesrepublik of Frokolia is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Herbert Frahm with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 13.163 billion Froks hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Education, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. The average income tax rate is 81.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Frokolian economy, worth a remarkable 4,066 trillion Frokimarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Retail, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 308,956 Frokimarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ride-sharing often involves some passengers sitting on the roof rack, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, and government officials are held to the highest standard of morality. Crime is totally unknown. Frokolia's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Frokolia is ranked 13,142^nd in the world and 460^th in The North Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 4,488.75 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.