The República of Vilaforta is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Uriel Hidalgo Gay with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, parental licensing program, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.95 billion Vilafortíns are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Uricity. The average income tax rate is 93.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vilafortí economy, worth a remarkable 1,371 trillion Pellofas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 197,409 Pellofas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The standardised national curriculum requires that all-male classes be taught why they have periods, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, paleogeneticists have taken a Jurassic bite out of the budget, and parents are shocked to find out that having kids costs money. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vilaforta's national animal is the Gall fer comú, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cap.

Vilaforta is ranked 3,172^nd in the world and 91^st in The North Pacific for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 28 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.