The República of Vilaforta is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Uriel Hidalgo Gay with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, ban on automobiles, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.07 billion Vilafortíns are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Uricity. The average income tax rate is 94.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Vilafortí economy, worth a remarkable 1,405 trillion Pellofas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 198,760 Pellofas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise, bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, and cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vilaforta's national animal is the Gall fer comú, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cap.

Vilaforta is ranked 271,714^th in the world and 4,348^th in The North Pacific for Most Conservative, scoring 24.17 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.