The Federation of Neo Rojava is a very large, efficient nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 448 million Rojavani are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Hasakah. The average income tax rate is 67.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Rojavan economy, worth 49.7 trillion Lira-Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 110,841 Lira-Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People with hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia faint upon diagnosis, diaper-wrapped shawarma is a fan-favorite, politicians and casino owners who so much as wander into the same room are arrested on the spot, and the government guarantees extra-soft tissues to fire-snorting elephants. Crime is totally unknown. Neo Rojava's national animal is the Sparrowhawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Neo Rojava is ranked 34,849^th in the world and 778^th in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 81.35 on the Human Development Index.