The Federation of Neo Rojava is a very large, cultured nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 322 million Rojavani are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Hasakah. The average income tax rate is 66.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Rojavan economy, worth 33.3 trillion Lira-Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 103,540 Lira-Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Neo Rojava Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon', the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, government bureaucrats devote many man-hours to trying to measure unquantifiables, and money grows on trees. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo Rojava's national animal is the Sparrowhawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Neo Rojava is ranked 9,831^st in the world and 367^th in The North Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 4,605.92 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.