The Democratic Republic of Neo Rojava is a tiny, genial nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 14 million Rojavani are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 46.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Rojavan economy, worth 887 billion Lira-Pounds a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 63,375 Lira-Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Diplomats miss flights while wandering Neo Rojava City Airport's endless art maze, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused, five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes, and the meaning of life was recently discovered in the patch notes for Version 1.42. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo Rojava's national animal is the Sparrowhawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Neo Rojava is ranked 47,551^st in the world and 936^th in The North Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 701.85 on the Clooney Contribution Index.