The Federation of Neo Rojava is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 592 million Rojavani enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Hasakah. The average income tax rate is 67.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rojavan economy, worth 68.8 trillion Lira-Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 116,237 Lira-Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, military barracks resemble five-star hotels, former customs officers are adjusting to their new lives as market stall traders, and school football matches are usually five-a-side. Crime is totally unknown. Neo Rojava's national animal is the Sparrowhawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Neo Rojava is ranked 83,857^th in the world and 1,404^th in The North Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 70.76 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.