The Несостоявшееся государство of DIMAnism is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Дима with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, otherworldly petting zoo, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 8.887 billion Диминиканцы are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Социалистическая Роза. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Диминикан economy, worth a remarkable 1,288 trillion Диминикански Рубльs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 144,982 Диминикански Рубльs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes, members of majority races are forced out of their homes to make way for Bigtopians, Widow Twankey complains about being "cancelled", and government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DIMAnism's national animal is the Диминикански Козёл, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ЧтоЭтоЗа Хрень.

DIMAnism is ranked 279,709^th in the world and 5,876^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -336.63 on the Scary Big Number Scale.