Population | 8.679 billion |
Capital | Социалистическая Роза |
Leader | Дима |
Faith | ЧтоЭтоЗа Хрень |
Currency | Диминикански Рубль |
Animal | Диминикански Козёл |
The Несостоявшееся государство of DIMAnism is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Дима with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, soft-spoken computers, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 8.679 billion Диминиканцы are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Социалистическая Роза. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Диминикан economy, worth a remarkable 1,255 trillion Диминикански Рубльs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 144,657 Диминикански Рубльs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes, members of majority races are forced out of their homes to make way for Bigtopians, Widow Twankey complains about being "cancelled", and government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DIMAnism's national animal is the Диминикански Козёл, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ЧтоЭтоЗа Хрень.
DIMAnism is ranked 12,035th in the world and 538th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 110 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : DIMAnism was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
- : DIMAnism was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Ardok.
- : DIMAnism was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Marlducro.
- : DIMAnism was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Aoncarpa.
- : DIMAnism was endorsed by The Most Excellent Empire of Picairn.
- : DIMAnism was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Nu Elysium.
- : DIMAnism was endorsed by The Civilization State of Altivia.
- : DIMAnism was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Tugupaw.
- : DIMAnism endorsed The Protectorate of Banulia.
- : DIMAnism endorsed The United Municipalities of The Jerichowan Country.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 120 » Corfad, Alogiada, Chipoli, Pazair, Shibutani, New Atlantico, Petronellania, Neptunian Military Administration, Nouvel Empire, Lionsroar, Great Bights Mum, Varisland, Sur Isles, Mallyna, PlanetMercury, Bedsonya, Wisconsota, Laforeia, Fran Advar, The Blind Side, Castle In Confidence, Catalis, Aerilia, Rex Republic, Mystiquelle, Aguaria Major, Kaschovia, Atrito, Pinky Queen, Siwale, Bardopia, Esperonia, Kwaj, Votak Matim, Deliber, CyberEgypt, Notyoutopia, South Parter, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Vertigoism, Western Justice, Eurocom, Armonker, Zandos, Koda-Land, Pineappleistania, Kandorith, Federation of Vanguard, Republiqueducroissant, and 70 others.United Orange Valley States, Ethnon, Laurendon, The Republic of Poland, Arucaria, PotatoFarmers, Galbadiana, Izern, IHateRights, Darkanistan, Segesta, Former English Colony, Individualist Catopia, Inclement Space, Bagojo, Wolffoxia, Illusia and Neverendia, Kranostav, Love Shack, Wineclaw, Khoik, Russila, New Chiken, Furballland, Xagill, Zelenaya Dolina, Nationeer, Luminerra, North Bratislava, Zerentopia, Arostica, Frances Francis the First of France, Verderiesdre, Sil Dorsett, Bodhisva, McMasterdonia, Jenha, Nebiyar, Kainin, Germanic Cat, Oannia, Valiacorkit, Blyskalia, Ayuzhhhhh, New Cordyceps, Valentine Z, Eludmonden, Fragrancia, Norwegian FOREST cat, Ereena, Abinved, Pribaltic Union, Barxa, Halsoni, Loutsland, Endus Mea Fral, Texaska, United Kahndaq, Gragadoia, Dreadton, Nistriabar, The Jerichowan Country, Banulia, Tugupaw, Altivia, Nu Elysium, Picairn, Aoncarpa, Marlducro, and Ardok.