The Unified Peoples State of Dimanism is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Dima with an iron fist, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 9.641 billion Diminicans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, with Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Solagrad. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Diminican economy, worth a remarkable 1,442 trillion Sols a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 149,659 Sols, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government records billions of hours of footage of trees, "The Pride of the Diminican Skies" boasts an impressive 17 propellers and runs on turnip oil, those on cloud nine have been relocated to cloud negative six, and residents are readily ratting out rats in restaurants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dimanism's national animal is the Orca, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Secularism.

Dimanism is ranked 12,420^th in the world and 498^th in The North Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 27.68 average smiles per day.