The Autocratic Dictatorship of Kitzgos is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Anson with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, frequent executions, and vat-grown people. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 7.59 billion Kitzgosians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belsay. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Kitzgosian economy, worth a remarkable 1,673 trillion Kit Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 220,522 Kit Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, the latest electric jet fighter has almost enough battery charge to reach cruising altitude -- provided you don't use the radar, this summer's chart-toppers sound almost the same as last year's, and flipping a coin to make a decision leads to a referral to Gambling Addiction Services. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kitzgos's national animal is the Platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Blefism.

Kitzgos is ranked 16,084^th in the world and 415^th in The North Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 7,965.92 on the Gilded Widget Scale.