The Autocratic Empire of Kitzgos is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Shung-Blef with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, sprawling nuclear power plants, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.11 billion Kitzgosians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belsay. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Kitzgosian economy, worth 153 trillion Kit Credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 138,064 Kit Credits, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.
Government popup ads are springing up like weeds, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, and untold millions of Kit Credits are going into a new government-funded maternity leave scheme. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kitzgos's national animal is the Platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Blefism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kitzgos was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Paradeavenlisian States.
- : Following new legislation in Kitzgos, untold millions of Kit Credits are going into a new government-funded maternity leave scheme.
- : Following new legislation in Kitzgos, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper.
- : Following new legislation in Kitzgos, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
- : Following new legislation in Kitzgos, government popup ads are springing up like weeds.
- : Kitzgos was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Kitzgos was endorsed by The United Kingdom of Cam Zazi.
- : Following new legislation in Kitzgos, the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Kitzgosian radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity.
- : Following new legislation in Kitzgos, the giant 80-storey carving of Shung-Blef in Mount Rushless can be seen from space.
- : Following new legislation in Kitzgos, the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire.
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