Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,387thMost Influential: 3,560thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,915th
The Autocratic Empire of
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Population1.11 billion


CurrencyKit Credit

The Autocratic Empire of Kitzgos is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Shung-Blef with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, sprawling nuclear power plants, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.11 billion Kitzgosians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belsay. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Kitzgosian economy, worth 153 trillion Kit Credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 138,064 Kit Credits, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.

Government popup ads are springing up like weeds, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, and untold millions of Kit Credits are going into a new government-funded maternity leave scheme. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kitzgos's national animal is the Platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Blefism.

Kitzgos is ranked 18,980th in the world and 959th in The North Pacific for Largest Governments, scoring 26.85 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,387thTop
Most Influential: 3,560thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,915thBest Weather: 7,673rdHealthiest Citizens: 9,201stMost Corrupt Governments: 9,754thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,325thLowest Crime Rates: 11,436thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,953rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,985thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,188thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,526thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,919thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,920thMost Developed: 13,360thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,274thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,584thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,369thHighest Average Incomes: 17,258thMost Efficient Economies: 17,315thMost Cheerful Citizens: 18,040thLargest Governments: 18,980thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,364thMost Inclusive: 21,210thMost Secular: 22,160thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,407thSmartest Citizens: 23,777th
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 163rd in the regionBest Weather: 458th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 481st in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 502nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 507th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 552nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 561st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 579th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 611th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 675th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 676th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 725th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 731st in the regionMost Developed: 767th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 788th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 831st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 864th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 866th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 899th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 906th in the regionLargest Governments: 959th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kitzgos was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Paradeavenlisian States.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitzgos, untold millions of Kit Credits are going into a new government-funded maternity leave scheme.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitzgos, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitzgos, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitzgos, government popup ads are springing up like weeds.
  • : Kitzgos was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Kitzgos was endorsed by The United Kingdom of Cam Zazi.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitzgos, the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Kitzgosian radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitzgos, the giant 80-storey carving of Shung-Blef in Mount Rushless can be seen from space.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitzgos, the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 157 » Orado, Selfgradatude, Bankowiata, Venicea, The Rhein States, Hamerica, Zzozona, Hardscrabble, Lulubellia, Ellbonnia, Shibutani, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Aerilia, Siwale, Yaorozu, Xagill, Svenskskit, McMasterdonia, Former English Colony, El Fiji Grande, Guer Aike, Dangine, Koda-Land, Francois Isidore, Shadowrik, Kragsgale, Republica Guilleana, Loutsland, Great Bights Mum, Super Girl, Travislavania, Yokciq Empire, Zemnaya Svoboda, Notyoutopia, Valgarda, Valentine Z, Cretox State, New Lakemba, Bharathvarsh, Omnistria, Joevala, Ravendi, Corfad, Folenz, Clan Spaniel, Empy, The Tampa Bay Rays, Xyrron, Wilkshire, Eri-Maqa-Ena, and 107 others.Dreadton, Dar es Saalam, Holy Oranz, Pasargad, North Bratislava, Sikol, Territorio di Nessuno, Figyjharli, Aryan Homeland, Frances Francis the First of France, Xentherida, TyGerria, Sunto, Draconian Progression, Yellops, ForestMythal, Maott, Chips and Guac, Aeolist, Climeria, Steampunk Ariel, Korean-Joseon, Illusia and Neverendia, Sil Dorsett, Kranostav, -Slovania, The Pantheons, A Salmon Named Harold, Siforpeo, Votak Matim, Federal Republic of Genosha, Mon Island, Imperial Pieserged, Wineclaw, Abiswashyo-bhumi, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Kromi, Tyirza, Defense For The World Assembly, Perikuresu, Jaxikistan, Tsandonown, Porotia, Kyruev, The True Frog, Pallaith, Solcius, Wapistan, Planes, Seanat, Canineia, Britle, Duryanistan, Libvillia, United Kahndaq, Greater Ale Permars, Ariele, Runeda, Ethnon, Jincent, Tringapore, Nova Arcania, Simone Republic, Madjack, The Mazur Empire, Nodnarb, Sopernia, East Akra, Bearical, Fizban, Unshleepd, Muqatil, Card Kingdom, Outer Shenendoah, Lionia, Sahriastan, Galbadiana, Capablanca, Blyskalia, His Enduring Majesty, Tibus Heth, The Calabash Protectorate, Vesteysia, The Blazeland Administration, Pinguioris, Nuronte, Nimarya, United Engiresco, New Celoveniortan, Godwanna, Pazair, Testnation223, Que Lukustinardon, Anungu, Praeceps, Manticore utopia, Democatic Donkeys, Zapiron, Malikhabar, Palgo, Dabarastan, AmManies, Rising Sakura, Eywaan, Teothopia, Cam Zazi, and Paradeavenlisian States.

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