The Federation of Alsion is a titanic, genial nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 10.03 billion Alsionians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Als. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Alsionian economy, worth a remarkable 2,975 trillion Florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 296,629 Florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside, the realistic depiction of tentacles is on the core syllabus of most art schools, taking hostages is a great way to influence government policy, and the government loves seeing the little people fight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alsion's national animal is the Wulf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Alsion is ranked 1,231st in the world and 51st in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 335 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
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National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Alsion, the government loves seeing the little people fight.
- : Following new legislation in
Alsion, taking hostages is a great way to influence government policy.
- : Following new legislation in
Alsion, the realistic depiction of tentacles is on the core syllabus of most art schools.
- : Following new legislation in
Alsion, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside.
- :
Alsion endorsed
The People's Republic of Imperax.
- :
Alsion was endorsed by
The People's Republic of Imperax.
- : Following new legislation in
Alsion, resident physicians are said to have a silver scalpel in their hands.
- : Following new legislation in
Alsion, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods.
- : Following new legislation in
Alsion, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics.
- : Following new legislation in
Alsion, religious figures have been banned from public holidays to make them more multicultural.






















































