The Federation of Alsion is a titanic, safe nation, remarkable for its smutty television, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 10.226 billion Alsionians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Als. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Alsionian economy, worth a remarkable 3,072 trillion Florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 300,459 Florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, dictators have dubbed Alsion the land of lunatics, bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins, and the cruise missile launchers on the field hospital roof are purely deterrent in purpose. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alsion's national animal is the Wulf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alsion is ranked 458^th in the world and 22^nd in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 98.58 percentage of bribes refused.