Most World Assembly Endorsements: 310thMost Influential: 553rdMost Secular: 709th
The Volcanic Islands of
New York Times Democracy
No Gods, only Man
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population2.639 billion

LeaderThe Prime Alderman
FaithState Atheism

AnimalWhite Shark

The Volcanic Islands of Nistriabar is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by The Prime Alderman with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.639 billion Nistrians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mako. The average income tax rate is 78.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nistriabarian economy, worth 460 trillion Nistis a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 174,452 Nistis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed, the poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills, and builders across Nistriabar are blocked up with orders for new public loos. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nistriabar's national animal is the White Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Nistriabar is ranked 232,861st in the world and 9,251st in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 5.26 Obesity Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 310thMost Influential: 553rdMost Secular: 709thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,374thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,832ndRudest Citizens: 4,070thHealthiest Citizens: 4,283rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,318thBest Weather: 4,387thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,937thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,573rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,659thMost Developed: 5,945thSmartest Citizens: 6,497thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,958thMost Efficient Economies: 6,974thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,993rdMost Inclusive: 7,753rdLargest Governments: 8,674thHighest Average Incomes: 9,853rdLowest Crime Rates: 9,930thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,216thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,501stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,393rdTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,799thLargest Retail Industry: 14,376thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,446thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,635thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,903rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,964thNicest Citizens: 15,035thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,388thMost Cultured: 15,773rdSafest: 15,808thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,969thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,831stMost Compassionate Citizens: 20,254thMost Corrupt Governments: 20,860th
Most Secular: 39th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 195th in the regionRudest Citizens: 218th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 229th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 237th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 260th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 266th in the regionBest Weather: 275th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 280th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 309th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 313th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 317th in the regionMost Developed: 367th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 372nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 388th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 393rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 398th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 427th in the regionLargest Governments: 461st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 463rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 471st in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 506th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 530th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 585th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 623rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 644th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 707th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 721st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 739th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 784th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 787th in the regionMost Cultured: 806th in the regionNicest Citizens: 822nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 847th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 869th in the regionSafest: 881st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 942nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nistriabar, builders across Nistriabar are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
  • : Following new legislation in Nistriabar, the poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills.
  • : Following new legislation in Nistriabar, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed.
  • : Following new legislation in Nistriabar, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts.
  • : Following new legislation in Nistriabar, the death penalty has been reintroduced.
  • : Following new legislation in Nistriabar, grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps.
  • : Following new legislation in Nistriabar, sex changes are routinely performed at Nistriabar's hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in Nistriabar, school football matches are usually five-a-side.
  • : Following new legislation in Nistriabar, all the playground's a stage for Nistriabarian schoolchildren.
  • : Nistriabar endorsed The Republic of AmManies.


World Assembly

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