The Republic of South Baba is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.631 billion South Babans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bocaugh. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient South Baban economy, worth 201 trillion farthings a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 123,612 farthings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past, claiming that "my cousin said it was legal" is a common courtroom defense, the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs, and the internet has been placed under government control. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Baba's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

South Baba is ranked 17,513^th in the world and 889^th in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 69.23 Atheism Rate.