The Questionable Concept of Uselessness is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by The Will of the People with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.876 billion Nessies enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prox. The average income tax rate is 92.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Uselessnessian economy, worth a remarkable 1,142 trillion Monies a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 166,131 Monies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The mouth-frothing Nessie can be confused for a rabid person, dentists routinely perform open heart surgery, gambling is outlawed, and t-shirts displaying a photo of The Will of the People performing the Full-Monty are selling out. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uselessness's national animal is the person, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Copium.

Uselessness is ranked 29,969^th in the world and 209^th in The North Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 346.55 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.