The Questionable Concept of Uselessness is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by The Will of the People with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 6.281 billion Nessies enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prox. The average income tax rate is 92.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Uselessnessian economy, worth a remarkable 1,028 trillion Monies a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 163,818 Monies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bad punctuation has come to a full stop, the national economy makes a whole lot of nothing, the nickname "chair force" is increasingly literal, and selling advanced CPUs to anti-Uselessnessian terrorists is no chip on the government's shoulders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uselessness's national animal is the person, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Copium.

Uselessness is ranked 94,028^th in the world and 1,518^th in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,913.83 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.