The Dictatorship of Troll Punishers is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Kyle kenway with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, public floggings, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.45 billion Troll punishers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of TPNG HQ. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Troll Punishersian economy, worth a remarkable 2,703 trillion TPNG tokens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 319,902 TPNG tokens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, policy reversals are more often graceful demi-détournés than u-turns, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, and commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Troll Punishers's national animal is the 4 eyed insectoid, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kenwayism.

Troll Punishers is ranked 332,833^rd in the world and 4,802^nd in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 0.93 percentage of bribes refused.