Most World Assembly Endorsements: 206thMost Influential: 407thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,264th
The KickAss Corrections Officers of
Father Knows Best State
Fast and Feared and Lead from the Front
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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Population13.274 billion



The KickAss Corrections Officers of SORT is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its closed borders, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.274 billion SORTans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Florence. The average income tax rate is 93.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient SORTan economy, worth a remarkable 1,432 trillion dollars a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 107,920 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description, wood-framed catapults are ready to launch diseased corpses into besieged cities, childish pranks are no laughing matter, and class clowns are frequently listed among the most dangerous criminals in the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SORT's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

SORT is ranked 198,003rd in the world and 7,629th in The North Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.63 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 206thMost Influential: 407thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,264thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,467thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,264thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,222ndBest Weather: 8,511thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,182ndLowest Crime Rates: 9,403rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,770thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,929thLargest Governments: 10,221stMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,447thMost Stationary: 10,795thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,948thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,340thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,462ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,469thHighest Economic Output: 12,476thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,530thMost Developed: 13,363rdMost Advanced Public Education: 15,566thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,810thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,197thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,523rdLargest Populations: 20,723rdSafest: 22,297th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 111th in the regionMost Influential: 134th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 166th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 211th in the regionMost Stationary: 240th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 306th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 322nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 403rd in the regionLargest Populations: 446th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 484th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 495th in the regionBest Weather: 514th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 520th in the regionLargest Governments: 522nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 527th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 546th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 549th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 567th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 689th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 708th in the regionMost Developed: 764th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 837th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 852nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 868th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 930th in the region

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