The Federal Socialist Republic of Neopie is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Foreign Representative Schulze with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, pith helmet sales, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, cheerful population of 14.225 billion Neopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neopia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Neopian economy, worth a remarkable 5,361 trillion ouanepoumes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 376,896 ouanepoumes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, it's been a banner year for local vexillology, and Neopian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neopie's national animal is the turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Neopie is ranked 770^th in the world and 35^th in The North Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 17,120.11 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.